I'm at the doctor's office yesterday (yes, dear Rylan has a bug that just won't quit) and a cute little granny strikes up conversation about our totally cute sickly offspring. Then she says she blames the pollen on their illness and another mom says "I hear that." Granny says, and I quote
"this Earth Day crap, they say plant a tree, I say CUT ONE DOWN."
I haven't stopped chuckling about this for 24 hours now.