Fake smile, ten things in my hands, tshirt that I cut the sleeves off which is semi douchy, but makes it comfy
Not looking at the camera. And pushing the button with the other hand. If can't even motor function a selfie really.
Wait, let me fix this one
Sara have you seen the light? Your camera has.
Sometimes I forget I didn't even brush my hair before I take a selfie.
I don't really "do" faces all that well. I'm wondering the story behind this one. Can't be that bad of a day. That's my bacon shirt (which I'm wearing currently). Bacon shirt helps a bad day.
Even when the rest of me looks ok, the lighting is great and the backdrop is fab, I still can't muster the strength to put that chunk of hair in the clippie.
Sometimes selfies prove your overindulgence in whipped cream vodka at a tailgate.