Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Finish this sentence Link Up

I've missed like 10 of these. Or maybe 2, but I love them. Even if my readers don't. This is purely selfish. Sorry, not sorry.

My happy place... a checkout at the grocery store when I have a gigantic stack of coupons and the cashier looks like I am the devil. Like she'd have a million other places she COULD be if I hadn't given her that stack of coupons. Second to this is when I knock a horrific amount off my grocery bill.(I know I'm the lamest human at this moment). 

Whatever happened to... women's shirts that weren't paper thin? I embrace the mess that is my lovehandles, muffin top, baby shelf and dunlap, but do I need a showcase for them. Dear Old Navy: I'm done with you.

So what if I.... wore a dress today, not because I wanted to be dressed up, or because it makes me look good, but because I recently discovered I had failed to unpack a small suitcase of clean clothes from the trip to Fayetteville 9 DAYS AGO and I made myself wear something out of the suitcase so I wouldn't have to hang it up. Because I ooze class, responsibility, and cleanliness. 

E! needs a reality show about... life post fast loss show. I watch Biggest Loser, Heavy, Extreme Weight Loss, I Used to be Fat, and I am embarrassed at how much time is spent wondering how many people kept off their weight. All while failing to lose mine in the first place.

My go-to fast food meal is... When Sonic has the chicken tender box with the solo onion ring. I just love it. With a Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper. Because I'm on a diet and all, with my box of grease, I have to have diet soda.

You might not know that I... worked in a Chemistry Lab at one time in my life. My house looks like a chemistry lab explosion and the breakfast I took to MOPS this morn proved to not be my best work in the kitchen mixing ingrediants, so the fact that I was alone with chemicals and such is scary. Luckily I was pretty much a glorified secretary. Job paid good. 

The hottest quarterback in the NFL is... Like I really have an answer to that sentence. Hottest quarterback in a movie? James VanDer beek

If I could... Get my house clean and to stay clean, I'd be a happy woman.

My personality is awesome because... I often act like I could give a shiz. When people are upset about stuff, especially at work, I somehow chill out and remind everyone that its all going to be okay. Which annoys everyone. Plus, later that day, I will bite off all my fingernails and be unable to sleep with worry. I'm crazy like that. But at least I'm able to spread a sense of calm and happy for others.

Twerking is.... Probably a good source for calorie burn, but makes you look like a total douche canoe. It really makes your butt look like its separated from your body. Anybody seen this vid? I know that my moves back in the day, when I frequented da club were not all I thought they were, but how is this sexy?

I think it's super gross when... I go into a public restroom and there's poo in the toilet. I vomit. I do. Or gag. A lot.

Someone needs to tell Miley Cyrus.... don't break my heart. My achy breaky heart. With your foam finger and teddy bear backpack.


  1. I love the life post-weight loss idea!

  2. I am with you on the paper thin shirts. I'm always completely confused that anyone wears them. Is the whole world thin, firm and fabulous. Because the rest of aren't into paper thin anything.

  3. Its ridicudonkulous. I just miss a regular cotton tee that doesn't scult my rolly polly belly.