Saturday, August 25, 2012

Jax turns two

I have trouble writing that title. The reason why, is that my friend, Jacki, had Jax six weeks before Max was born. As in, in six weeks MaxRo is going to be 2. I have no idea how that happened.

Jax is a deliciously precious kid, that I LOVE LOVE LOVE. Last year at this time, Jacki had some babysitter issues and we took Jax for a day or two a week. He slept in the morning and my kids slept in the afternoon and so he and I got to bond in our afternoons. He's my friend. And now he's two and he's really smiley about it. He had a kick awesome party at the Wonder Place.

Max was a safari guy

Dunno




There was produce shopping


Max took over as cashier

Ry helped

Evil Knieval strikes again


Drumming with friends, always scary to have drumsticks in Max's hand
Max's new friend, Addi, sees a camera

"Hiya Dada!"

"Hi Max's dada!"

Rylan and Chloe made a very serious cake
Side note, Chloe's mama and I went to nursing school together and lived together during our first few years as nurses. We were trouble. Fun trouble. Like dancing at the Electric Cowboy trouble. Now we're both mamas talking breastfeeding and sleep schedules and preschool curriculum and my how times have changed.

Finishing touches

Then there was a potluck of sorts

Max's train. He was obsessed

Obsessed I tell you

And, finally, the much awaited cupcakes appear. That's Jax on the left with the cape. Lurve him.





Saturday, August 4, 2012

Summer 2012

Newest Little Rock fun spot. This place gave me mild to moderate heart palpitations. Lots of rocks, crazy Max, too many people and so much water.

Mr Man had so much fun though

Fully dressed bath 




Pumpkin muffins on the porch. Max with no pants. That's how we roll.

Totally normal smile



This boy has MAD swim skills. 

My favorite $11.99 I've spent in a long time. A mister. Lovely.

This is Rylan's first summer to totally love swimming. He's been wishy washy for the past two summers, but this summer he is a total fish and its so fun to watch. 

Thursday, August 2, 2012

June Recap Part Deux....Devin's wedding

June 30th, our niece, Devin, got married. I didn't even know that Bella Vista had a glass chapel, but they do and its beautiful. There is a pretty little walk from the parking lot, so the chapel is surrounded by woods. Devin looked beautiful and happy and she and her new husband, Cody had a lovely day.


Rylan looking "dapper."

 Dapper Max


Ry and his cousin, Wil (bro of the bride and usher at the wedding). So sweet

 The bride's little sis, Marley doing her bridesmaid duties

Grandpa walking Devin down the aisle

Isn't it pretty?





Can I just add that when I started dating Rob, Devin was 13 and it is totally wrong that she is old enough to be married.

Ry made pals with the flower girls and together they lusted after the cake

Everything went great. That is until this crazy 3 year old dropped his pants and peed at the reception. Luckily the reception was on the porch of a bar and not that many people were on the porch. Unlucky? It was OUR 3 year old. 

Congratulations, Devin and Cody! We love you!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

June...in a nutshell. Part I

We ran around like 4 monkeys in June. We went to a family reunion, 2 weddings, I worked twice as much as usual, Rob had a birthday AND Father's Day, and Max got 2 molars. Whew. So, I barely blogged.  And, lets be honest, sometimes I barely took pics. But there are a few that need to be seen. 

Father's Day



I cropped these pics and made Rob a three part frame for Father's Day. My children were nuts for these pics, but slight less nuts as usual because they were tired from just waking up. Which explains Ry's sleepy eyes, and Max's slight Donald Trump hair-do. As my niece Zoe tells her brother "you get what you get and you don't have a fit."

The last pic, where they are supposed to both hold the DADDY pic gave me some awesome shots that are not meant for a framed gift, but totally meant for a chuckle. Enjoy.
Wait! Max look at the camera, Rylan, sign down, shirt down!!!!
Awwww blurry love
Mugshot
And, it goes downhill
Power of the pacey. Calm baby toddler, which causes calm big toddler. Its magical. I hate how magical it is.
"Here bro, let me pick your nose for you."
Getting bored with it
Max "let's see if we can make mom completely batshit crazy today. We were SO close yesterday." Rylan : "done!, she doesn't even know I left all the lids off my markers yet! And I didn't flush the toilet, you should totally go in the bathroom when she's uploading these pics."
Ummmmm. Dunno.
Max, do you have a question?
ANOTHER question?
Okay, we went too far, she's gone nuts. Like this mom? You want me to hold him like this? You aren't going to put my movies on top shelf time out are you? 



Saturday, July 21, 2012

zzzzzzz

1. My parents are awesome and asked (actually asked) to take my kids for 3 nights. The day they asked I did an actual air fist bump, since there was no one there to fist bump with.

2. I officially broke up with Christian Grossness Grey and his Red Room of Pain on Thursday night. Its not me, its him. And the author. In the words of my sister, "something's bad wrong with that writer." I made it 1.5 books out of 3 before I could take no more of those books. I then opened up a perfectly good Mary Higgins Clark book and returned to the world of normal.

Add #1 to #2? 12 hours of uninterupted sleep last night. I haven't slept till 8am since 2008.***

***Miss my kids like whoa!!! They are crazy and tend to fight over EVERYTHING and Rylan told me the other day during a time out that I wasn't allowed to go to WalMart anymore, and Max still eats dog food and can't keep his hand out of the toilet and they only want hugs and kisses after bedtime or before wakeup time, but they are the two most awesome kids in all the world (at least in my eyes) and I wouldn't trade them for a million of anything. They are worth the sleeplessness. And grey hair.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

50 Shades of Ewwww



I'm so tired I can barely breathe. My old roomate, Alicia used to say this all the time. Really any ailment is interchangable with tired. I'm so _____ I can barely breath. I'm so drunk, I can barely breath. I'm so mad, I can barely breath. I'm so hot I can barely breath. I'm so hungry I can barely breath. I think of her every time I say it. But, we were night shift nurses, so "I"m so tired I can barely breath" was the main one. Its funny still, 8 years later.

So. Tired? Because I have a 3 and 1 year old that get up at the asscrack of dawn on the days I stay home with them and the days I work I have to clock in no later than 7am? Nope.

I'm tired because of this piece of literary weirdness:
Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy

And the weirdo wanker that's in it.

I have had this book for a month. I used it as a door stop for a couple weeks, then I lost it twice. I decided it didn't interest me and said I was going to sell it on Craig's list. And then I opened it to just read a few pages till I got sleepy. And then I read for 3 hours.

And I'm not sure why its such a page turner. My theory is that, for me, I can't stop looking at crazy. In a Kardashian, wreck on the side of a road, drag queen show, 16 and Pregnant, and 1/4 of my Facebook friends kind of way. I'm like "ewww, that is so weird, this book is whack and stupid and I'm not reading it anymore." And then I turn the page and read on. And then its 1am.




Thursday, July 12, 2012

Let's talk about dairy

Or the lack thereof.

A year ago (and some change) we took Rylan off of dairy. He wasn't showing actual allergic reactions to it, but he had a strange group of symptoms and was sick, like, ALL THE TIME. We took him off dairy, voila. The rash on his face and arms that came and went for the first 2 years of his life? Gone. The (sorry, too much info), watery doo? Not so watery. The asthma? Still there, but not making such common visits. Ear infections? One since giving up the sauce, er, milk. One tiny infection in over a year.

And here comes Max. Lover of milk. Max got ear tubes at 7 months after having 6 ear infections. Between 7 months and 15 months, Max had eight more ear infections, with ear tubes. EIGHT! So, we had the doc take the adenoids. This was the week of  Christmas. Between the week of Christmas and February, he had  four more ear infections. If you are doing the math, that is 20 ear infections in 17 months. Tired of medicine, tired of surgeries, and tired of seeing our kid sick and hurting, we threw caution to the wind and ditched the dairy for him to, because, really, what could it hurt?

Its been five months. Zero ear infections. Wha WHAT?????

Life without dairy takes getting used to, but it has been so worth it. And yes there are hard times, like playdates when I have to tell them they can't have the childhood favorite of goldfish crackers. And yes, I do occassionally let my guard down and let the poor kids have a cupcake slopped with buttercream icing at a child's birthday party. My theory is that they are not ALLERGIC to milk, they are intolerant, so it isn't life threatening. A very once in a while treat is okay. And skipping a few goldfish crackers on a daily basis makes it okay to have the very occasional yumminess like a yummy cupcake.


I have been able to substitute non dairy for most meals to the point that the kids don't realize they are missing out. It requires a lot of homemade vs. quick and easy, which is time consuming but healtier anyway. Bye bye Kraft mac n cheese, previously mentioned goldfish crackers, and out to eat pizza.  The only things I haven't mastered at home is a non dairy cake icing and lasagna. What do you do for the ricotta/cottage cheese part? I guess I have their whole lives to figure it out.


Here are some helpful things that have helped us with our switch.


-"Light" margarine is dairy free
-Duncan Hines cake mixes and brownie mixes are dairy free
-If you take your own cheese, nice pizza places will make your kids a pizza with dairy free cheese and they don't have to do without.
-Anything labeled "vegan" is dairy free.
-Whole Foods has almond milk yogurt that my kids would like to swim in.
-Snack time was hardest, my kids have come to love peanut butter crackers, pretzels, nutra grain bars, dried   fruit, applesauce, oreos, soy or almond milk yogurt, nuts, jelly toast, cereal, and hummus and veggies.
-DAIYA cheese melts the best for pizza
-Veggie cheese (found by the tofu) is nasty if you eat it as is, but isn't bad on a sandwich.
-When you remove massive amounts of milk from your kid's diet, they are hungry for food like meat, veggies, and fruit. At least at my house.
-Restarants that are easy: fast food (real butter costs a lot, they fry in cheap non dairy grease), chinese food, and seafood.
-Restaurants that are hard: pizza, baked foods, expensive restaurants such as a steakhouse. They cook in butter mostly. If you remember to ask for no butter, its fine, but I don't think of things like this.

 July 4th Ribs and corn on the cob, he's in a dairy free food coma.
Holiday candy is tough. Mostly skittles and jelly bean type stuff. The flip side for my kids? More swag. Spiderman hats/color wonder paper/color books are dairy free.